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Joke of the Day

"[doctor hands wife urn] Ma'am, I'm afraid your husband didn't make it. ""Nooo!"" she cries. Oh, he's fine. But he didn't make this lovely urn."

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"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"
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"IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I"
"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"
"How was marriage instituted? A bunch of prostitutes wanted to start a labor union."
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like dicks."
"According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture."
"Life is sexually transmitted."
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"