19992

Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"

"Hey girl, are you an acid? Because you're definitely (aq)-tie."

"I'd be the X-man who was always pointing out the continuity flaws in our storyline"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a poo!"

"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"

"I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee"

"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."

"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"