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Joke of the Day

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."""

"My wife caught me measuring my dick. Embarrassing! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"

"If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"

"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."

"I don't get why kids hate me... ... I mean the sex isn't that bad."

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed? A eunuchorn."