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Joke of the Day

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"I've never been booed off stage. I've never been booed off stage! Sure, I've been booed on stage plenty of times... but never off stage. In honor of Mitch Hedberg. RIP."

"What do cannibals call family members they love? Bae-Kin"

"A tree tipped over A lot of pounds crashed to the ground"

"""I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat"" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook."

"It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!"

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."

"What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!"

"There's a difference between having a unique name and a regular name that's spelled wrong."