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Joke of the Day

"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."

"As a kid, I'd pull a girl's hair to let her know I liked her, but now that I'm older & wiser I simply hit her with my car."

"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."

"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"

"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."

"What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !"

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."