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Joke of the Day

"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."

"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face"

"#rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer."

"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"