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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"
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"Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with ""aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"""
"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart"
"God is everywhere and knows everything? God sounds a lot like my ex-wife."
"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"
"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"I hate eating vegetables. The wheelchair doesn't go down easy."
"Emperor Sleepoleon, we urge you to change your name to appear less lazy to your people. Oui, I shall dial it back, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY"