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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"
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"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."
"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."
"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."
"Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents."
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"
"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."
"So they told me I couldn't live in the gym but I told them... Squatters' rights."
"A monk killed a man before going into fasting... It was a premeditated homocide"