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Joke of the Day

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""

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"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison."
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"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"
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"The best American joke of all time Healthcare"
"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"
"Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done. Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out."