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Joke of the Day

"I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting."

"A group of ventriloquists was murdered yesterday. Their screams were heard a mile away."

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"

"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."

"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."

"I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid"

"I want to become a waiter so I can hear a lot of people say ""Ish reaahy ghuud."""

"My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'."

"Dentist: ok open up ""Well I guess it all started when my dad left..."" Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish"