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Joke of the Day

"I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting."

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"

"A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"" The visitor replies ""I didn't realize that was still a requirement"""

"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."

"I ruined tonight's chilli. My ~~brother~~ sister said it was too spicey."

"Who do you think the scariest POTUS was? I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads."

"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"

"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"