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Joke of the Day
"I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid"
Next Joke
"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."
"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."
"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."
"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
"What is Aloe Blacc's real name? Bye Bye White"