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Joke of the Day

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"

"I'm in an abusive relationship. controlling, manipulative, overbearing, demanding. it's for his own good."

"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"

"I don't like telling people I used to be a stalker. It sounds better saying ""I spent a lot of time studying a broad."""

"*murderer looking for me* Murderer: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me... Me under bed: *cry sings* He's just a poor boy from a poor family"

"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."

"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."

"Imagine how trendy the clothes are at New Navy."

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"

"Bruce Jenner just said in his press conference that he is moving to London. When asked why, he said... ...he has always wanted to live abroad."