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Joke of the Day
"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"
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"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"
"Why is everyone afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!"
"I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him"
"""I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me"" Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel ""that would be hella rad"""
"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"
"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."
"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."
"If you believe in God, yet you can't believe it's not butter, then your faith needs to get its damn priorities straight."
"I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license."