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Joke of the Day

"I want to become a waiter so I can hear a lot of people say ""Ish reaahy ghuud."""

"What was Hitler's favorite letter? I have no idea, but it was probably NOT Z."

"The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like ""well, can't even do that right"""

"Girl, do you work at Arby's? Because you've got a roast beef pussy."

"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."

"What bank do birds open accounts with? The one with the most branches!"

"I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms."

"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"

"All work and no play makes Jack an unsuccessful stage performer."

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can't handle it"