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Joke of the Day

"A group of ventriloquists was murdered yesterday. Their screams were heard a mile away."

"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"

"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"

"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."

"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"

"Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas is she still your cousin?"

"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."

"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"