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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."

"Q: Where does an ape sleep? A: In an apricot."

"Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question."

"A woman is at the doctors office and the doctor asks the woman, do you know what your ass hole is doing during an orgasm? I don't know probably out golfing with his buddies."

"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"

"Pickup line Hey there, wanna come over and watch porn on my 50 inch flat-screen mirror?"

"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"

"[OC] Did you hear the one about the douchebag bodybuilder with the anal fissure? He's one ripped asshole."

"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."

"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"