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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: ok open up ""Well I guess it all started when my dad left..."" Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish"

"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey? *Talon*tless. ...Sorry."

"Dear coffee, I want you inside of me"

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."

"You know why we can never trust atoms? Because they make up everything."

"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."

"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."