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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."
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"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"Conjunctivitis.com Now that's a site for sore eye's!"
"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."
"If I jack off in a plane Does it count as Highjacking?"
"How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane."
"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"
"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"
"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"
"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""