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Joke of the Day

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."

"Twitter. /twt.r/ (noun) Twit-ur: an omnidirectional toxic sludge pump for the lame and unfunny musings of the imbecilic masses."

"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."

"How do you spot a terrorist? They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter"

"I'm not only glad that toothpaste was invented I'm enamelled by it."

"what is the cleanest bar in the world... The soap bar."

"Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live.... I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?"

"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."