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Joke of the Day
"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"
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"I just did all the math and it turns out that girls have tweeted ""Sushi time!"" on 4,362,622,021 different occasions."
"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."
"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."
"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""
"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"""Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!"" --dogs"
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"
"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... A cracker with cheese."