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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... A cracker with cheese."
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"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet... Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?"
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything."
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"
"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"
"Anyone know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? You know, besides the taste."
"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !"
"What do they say in vegetable church? Lettuce pray."