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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... A cracker with cheese."
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"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."
"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"
"I like cheese more than I like most people."
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
"What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity."
"A skeleton walks into a bar Tells the bartender, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best? The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea."