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Joke of the Day

"""Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!"" --dogs"

"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."

"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."

"I find it hard to explain stuff to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally!"

"Die Hard VIII: Die Even More Harder: Mostest Harderest."

"A police officer with integrity"

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."

"Pregnant Removed"

"Jesus can walk over water. I can walk over a cucumber. A cucumber exists of 90% water. This means I'm 90% Jesus."

"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"