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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"
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"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"
"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."
"A keytar walks into a bar... And the barkeeper tells him: 'Get lost, we don't serve your type in here...' 'Why not?' ask the instrument. 'Well, you're obviously off your rocker.'"
"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"
"What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson."
"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."
"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"
"On Canadian twitter they should give us 148 characters. We have extra U's in words like colour & the ""eh"" we need to add at the end."