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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge? It's called the ""Stayfree Mini Pad"""

"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."

"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."

"Steve Jobs isn't really dead The nurses are just holding him the wrong way [Source](http://sickipedia.org/joke/view/1108293)"

"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"

"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."

"I broke my new ukelele the other day... but I didn't fret it."

"Why do Jews get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"

"Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D"