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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"

"Physics 101: Heat expands objects.. You're fat.. you're hot"

"There are 5 things I really hate: 1) Racists. 2) People who can't spell. 3) Math 4) Whyte people"

"People are smoking weed today They all think that today is 4/20, too."

"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."

"What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros? A Hodor..."

"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"

"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."

"Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably"

"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."