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Joke of the Day
"There are 5 things I really hate: 1) Racists. 2) People who can't spell. 3) Math 4) Whyte people"
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"How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters? Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer."
"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."