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Joke of the Day
"People are smoking weed today They all think that today is 4/20, too."
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"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"
"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."
"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"
"I thought my name was ""Stop encouraging her"" until I was 11."
"Im probably the best ever at being humble."
"Come forth. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"
"So have you heard about the mass immigration problem ALDI has been having? They even got a new slogan: Do work or ALDI port ya"
"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."