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Joke of the Day
"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."
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"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"
"What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away? Blue Bells."
"What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er."
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"
"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."
"IAN: Why is that bear hanging out in the bar? ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really? ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian."
"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."
"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."
"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."