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Joke of the Day
"What do you call gasoline that comes in first place? Win Diesel"
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"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs? me: im trying to tell you"
"If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious."
"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"
"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"
"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."
"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."
"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."
"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."