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Joke of the Day
"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."
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"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"
"FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it."
"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"
"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"