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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."
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"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"
"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."
"[At historic site] Guide: Questions? Me: What's the wifi password? G: I meant about 19th century life. M: Oh....Dost thou have thy password?"
"How many grains of sand are there in the world? As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted."
"I went to the canary islands ... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either."
"Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump"
"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"
"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"
"Don't sleep with politicians. They all have aides."