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Joke of the Day
"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
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"Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"
"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."
"My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face"
"Abacus Just received my new Chinese abacus. It's poorly made. I can't count on it"
"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."
"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."
"A-What's up? B(londe)-The ceiling..."
"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."