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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about that new broom that's sweeping the nation? I heard it literally leaves its competitors in the dust!"

"KFC CD Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!"

"What's the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won't be seeing other people."

"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."

"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""

"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."

"A mother called the police on her 6 month old baby for not taking a nap. He was resisting a rest."

"So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!"

"I wanted to make up a poem about the night we fell in love, but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with inebriated."

"There's only one way to get a girl's heart... And that's through her rib cage"