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Joke of the Day
"The most underused drug is birth control pills."
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"Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread"
"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."
"Roses are red... Violets are violet. I'm not original, I stole this from reddit."
"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."
"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."
"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."
"I tired to kill myself today... But, it was all in vein."
"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."