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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
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"What if soy milk... ...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
"[on a Speed date] pop quiz hotshot, if this date goes below 50 mph it explodes [her] that makes no sense [I mouth a tiny explosion sound]"
"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."
"Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs"
"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper."
"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."
"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."