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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
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"""Knowledge is a weapon"" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book"
"Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work"
"What's the difference between my dick and a pitchfork? I can't stick my dick in 4 babies at once."
"Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!"
"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
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"What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw his hands up"
"Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear? The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear? They called back."