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Joke of the Day

"Some of my most meaningful relationships started because I was too lazy to leave the room."

"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."

"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"

"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."

"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"

"This status is dedicated to whatever you're ignoring in real life to read it."

"Why don't plumbers ride bikes? Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack"

"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."

"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."