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Joke of the Day

"He asked: how do you feel about sex? She replied: Well i like it infrequently. He said: is that one word or two?"

"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"

"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."

"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."

"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"

"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."

"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."