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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"myself. Sometimes I get ahead of"

"I met a one-legged woman outside of a club the other day. She was a bouncer."

"Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes."

"What's the difference. . What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into a girls mouth."

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""

"Dammit Dad Dad: ""Whaddya got there, son?"" Son: ""Soy milk."" Dad: -pauses- ""Hola milk, soy tu padre."""

"Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always ""hasaki!"""