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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."

"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year."

"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."

"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."

"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""

"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tiss"

"The midget vampire woke up from his 100-year slumber His first words were: ""Huh... I'm a little stiff""."