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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."
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"First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"
"I like my women like I like my steak pink in the middle but not bleeding."
"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"
"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... Now it looks like France landed there..."
"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"
"[funeral] Her: why is my dead grandfather wearing a diamond ring? *sliding it off his finger* Me: *gets down on one knee* because babe..."
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""