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Joke of the Day

"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"

"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."

"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."

"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"

"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."

"Remember how in Lord of the Rings they slept out under the stars? It was pretense."

"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."

"I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body. Just kidding. I like the show. And she's buried in the woods."

"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."