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Joke of the Day

"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."

"How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!"

"I dropped my glasses in the toilet today. Now everything looks like shit."

"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"What do you call a white grandmother? A gran-cracker"

"I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein"

"YOUR LISTENING TO MAGIC FM........pick a frequency, any frequency"

"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."