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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? KEVIN!"
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"How to sleep: 1. Lay down 2. Dim lights 3. Dwell about literally every mistake you've made in your life for 6 hours 4. Rest for 9 minutes"
"When a Chinise guy and an Indian have a race fight. Who will win? When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?"
"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."
"Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes"
"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"
"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"
"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"
"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"
"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."