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Joke of the Day

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"

"My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time. So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going."

"I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)"

"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."

"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"

"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."

"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"

"Someone asked me the other day, ""What's with those clogs you keep wearing?"" I replied, ""Wooden shoe like to know."""

"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."

"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"