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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine? Le Tour de Franzia"

"What's the difference between a dick and a joke? You can't take a joke ( )"

"[ten seconds into tv interview where my identity is being protected] camera guy: don't try to disguise your own voice, let the machine do it"

"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it's a solution."

"Eh wah eh wah eh wah eh wah joget joget joget joget joget gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek lembek lembek lembek embek lembek lembek"

"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"

"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"

"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."