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Joke of the Day
"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"
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"What's the worst part about being a redneck? Having to see your ex at family gatherings."
"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."
"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."
"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
"Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted."
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
"One of the best moments in my life was hearing my wife day ""till death do us part."" I wish I would've known she was talking about her legs...."
"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"
"My girlfriend said that my dick Has resting bitch face :("