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Joke of the Day
"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"
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"Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout. I woke up this morning with a huge correction."
"A man walked into a bar He's gay now"
"I bought some shoes... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""
"What's the smartest piece of lab equipment? A graduated cylinder."
"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."
"Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."
"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."