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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the falling eggs? It will crack you up I'll just go now"

"Some delivery guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I replied, ""You've got the wrong house then, haven't you?"""

"How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected? All your stuff has been donated to charity"

"My school janitor is a part-time pianist. He has 88 keys."

"What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!"

"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."

"What do you call a cow with its front legs missing Lean beef"

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day"

"I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."