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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."
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"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
"Mules... are SO half-assed."
"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."
"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."
"What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?"
"I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose"
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."
"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."