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Joke of the Day

"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."

"Napkins used after eating hot wings and then put in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you've had to drink."

"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"

"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"

"I thought I just had a bad headache but according to WebMD I'm a conjoined twin slowly dying from jaundice."

"When is paint free? When it's on the house."

"I had a dream about mufflers last night... I woke up exhausted"

"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."

"I'll tell you what i know about dwarves Very little. Its okay, i can say that. They look up to me."

"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."