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"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."
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"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""
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"Social life? You mean my phone?"
"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."
"I'd really love to study Philosophy... But I Kant."
"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."
"Read about this horrible guy who was a racist and a paedophile At least some of the kids are safe"
"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"
"My sister is THE clumsiest girl i know... She's always miscarrying."