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Joke of the Day
"What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?"
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"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."
"I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty. The dope left his bible behind"
"At least cunts are useful you're not."
"Friend: ""Hey you're blocking the view!"" Me: ""Bitch, I am the view."""
"My Friends and The Catholic Church Most people accuse me of being a wanker. Not the Roman Catholic Church. They call me a mass murderer!"
"What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it."
"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."
"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."
"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."