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Joke of the Day

"I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose"

"I'm always on the guest list at Club Sandwich."

"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."

"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""

"What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi? Sue she"

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."

"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour."

"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"

"Why is the LSU football team like my car? They both used to have Les (less) Miles!"