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Joke of the Day

"I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose"

"What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sandwich."

"Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it! Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here"

"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy."

"Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work."

"what gets wet when it dries?? a towel"

"""I shaved for this shit?"" - All of us at one point in our lives."

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

"What's grey and bad for your teeth? A hammer."