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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler.... The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily ""give it to me!"""

"I like to abbrev."

"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."

"Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she'll let it go!"

"If someone who knows several languages is multi-lingual, someone who knows two is bilingual, what is a person who only knows one? Average American"

"Bar So, a man walks into a bar and says ouch."

"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."